down again!

Can you people please stop shoving large wads of toilet paper down the crapper?! For chrissake, use just a few squares! Do you really need all that paper to wipe your ass?

don't touch me there

I feel funny inside, like someone touched something they shouldn't. Uh-oh. That's it, I'm down. Someone call the repairman, muy pronto. I don't feel backed up or anything like that, just feeling a little run-down.

Update: Someone took pictures of me while down. Ugh, I don't look so good.

open for business

After a too-long wait, I opened for business today! And what a day it was, full of people shoving quarters in me and taking a piss or a poop!

Photo courtesy of celia

i made the news!

I got a mention on Newsweek and I haven't even opened yet! Okay, Eric Richardson of blogdowntown was quoted and not me. And they called me a "luxury" automated public toilet!