i feel so inadequate

CNN reports that a four-story public toilet with a thousand stalls has opened in China.

"We are spreading toilet culture. People can listen to gentle music and watch TV," said Lu Xiaoqing, an official with the Yangrenjie, or "Foreigners Street," tourist area where the bathroom is. "After they use the bathroom they will be very, very happy."

The entrance to the toilet has an Egyptian facade and open-air stalls that overlook the busy streets of Chongqing. Some urinals are shaped like a bust of the Virgin Mary and some washbasins are in the shape of a woman bending over. I wish there were a TV show called "Pimp My Toilet", I'd love to have a washbasin like that!