temporary doorman

Made a new friend today. My door was malfunctioning, couldn't figure out why it kept doing that. No one wanted to use me because of the lack of privacy. But the Town Crier hung out for a while, holding the door shut for people. What a guy.

don't touch me there

I feel funny inside, like someone touched something they shouldn't. Uh-oh. That's it, I'm down. Someone call the repairman, muy pronto. I don't feel backed up or anything like that, just feeling a little run-down.

Update: Someone took pictures of me while down. Ugh, I don't look so good.