Three sorority girls were talking one morning about how drunk they were at a party the night before.
1st sorority girl: I was so drunk that last night I got home and blew chunks.
2nd sorority girl: Oh yeah? Well, I was so drunk that on the way home I was pulled over and given a DUI!
3rd sorority girl: That's nothing. I was so drunk, instead of going home, I went to the wrong house and wound up sleeping with my next door neighbor!
1st sorority girl: No, you don't understand! Chunks is my dog.
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